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I am the very model of a modern major general. I have information on vegetables, animals and minerals. I know the kings of England and can recite their historical battles, from Marathon to Waterloo, in categorical order. (ASSISTANT NOTE: The original text is from the song "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Pirates of Penzance. The text is intentionally written in a whimsical and old-fashioned style, so some deviations from modern grammar rules are acceptable.)

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can recite their historical battles, from Marathon to Waterloo, in categorical order.

(ASSISTANT NOTE: The original text is from the song "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Pirates of Penzance. The text is intentionally written in a whimsical and old-fashioned style, so some deviations from modern grammar rules are acceptable.)